One advantage to a Long-Distance Relationship: We talk on the phone so often that at least once a week she forgets to hang up and then I get to listen to her sing along to the radio. Fav moment, when she pocket dialed me and left a five minute message of her singing “Don’t Stop Believing”
Another advantage is that you end up watching a lot of TV together because you can’t go on dates and talking gets boring. My favorite moment is the time I went on Netflix and all the recommendations were for anime and porn, you sick fuck…
This character:
totally grew up to look like this:
U.S.S. Enterprise: Making unknown actors sexy since 1966.
Girlfriend is busted watching weird shit on Netflix…again
This is maybe the best thing I’ve ever had in my mouth.
I know…but still…
I could die from this food-gasm right now.
I’m like:
See, this is why I never skip class. Unless it’s to get laid.
The Exclamation Comma. “Just because you’re excited about something doesn’t mean you have to end the sentence.”
I am going to start writing with all of these now just as soon as I reprogram my keyboard…
(Source: theweekmagazine, via thescepteredisle)
